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BLACK FRIDAY - Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.


TAGS: black friday insanity
Rating: 3.79/5

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realogic - December 5, 2012, 8:04 pm
The worst part is Walmart opened there Black Friday on Thanksgiving.. To show how people love to share pain and misery.


MEMORIAL DAY - And you complain about the price of gas being high?


TAGS: memorial day 2012 sacrifice
Rating: 4.95/5

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americamessedup - November 22, 2014, 12:42 am
somethingI aggreewith


HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY FROM THE DEMOCRAT PARTY -




VETERANS - They deserve our gratitude everyday.




MEMORIAL DAY - All Gave Some Some Gave All Honor The Veteran




APRIL FOOL'S DAY - A day to honor elected politicians




JULY 15TH 1979 -




THE IRS - THEY TAKE FROM THE WORKING TO GIVE TO THE WANTING.




MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FELLOW AMERICANS - Wait a minute- isn't that what Obama has been doing 24/7/365- acting like Santa Claus= giving away our kids futures under Obamanomics?




PRESIDENT OBAMA - Says he wants to get more in touch with today's young voters ...




HAPPY BIRTHDAY KARL MARX - May 5th, also Barack Obama Kicks Off his Presidential Campaign.




HAPPY LABOR DAY - A day to celebrate all the jobs that NAFTA and Labor unions have sent out of our country so that people can have unlimited holidays.


TAGS: labor day
Rating: 4.67/5

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president hillary:day one -




The Sad State Of Modern Day Feminism -




Hillary's Confederate Flag Hypocrisy -




FOR ALL THOSE WHO HAVE SERVED - or who are serving: THANK YOU!




MAYAN PROPHECY - Just how did the Mayan's know that Barack Obama would destroy life as we know it by 2012???????




NATIONAL EMPTY CHAIR DAY - The people have spoken




HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY FROM BARACK OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRAT PARTY -


TAGS: memorial day barack obama style
Rating: 4.6/5

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JGalt - May 25, 2014, 10:12 pm
and Navy Corpse Men!


WHEN MY GRANDFATHER WAS ALIVE -




NO CHANGE - Actually it is getting worse


TAGS: democrats destroying america one day at a time
Rating: 3.15/5

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jaxx - September 25, 2012, 9:22 pm
TRUE DAT!


DEMOCRATS TAKE 240 DAYS OFF -




NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED - Hankies provided




MEMORIAL DAY - they gave all, and can never be thanked




NATIONAL EMPTY CHAIR DAY 9/3/2012 - No Ideas, No Solutions, No Hope EASTWOODING




TODAY'S LIBERAL DEMOCRATS -




REAGANOMICS - Marching us into ruin since 1981.




HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARINES -




JULY 24 1866 -




AN APPLE A DAY - Keeps the witch doctor away




" I DID IT MY WAY " - You may deceive all the people part of the time, and part of the people all the time, but not all the people all the time. ~ Abraham Lincoln




JULY 28 1932 -




HAPPY HALLOWE'EN - Possibly another term? Now That's scary!




Never forget the price others paid for the freedoms you enjoy & take for granted! -




CHRISTIAN LEADERS - Have devised a new way to get people to come to church on Sunday. They borrowed the idea from Irish Catholics.




ANOTHER VETERANS DAY -




SABBATICAL - Bush spent 487 days (33%) of his entire presidency on vacation.




THE COST OF FREEDOM - Is Never Cheap




UNITED STATES MILITARY - Keeping your Holidays safe. And every other day also. Thank a Soldier.




Thought for the day -




AN ELECTION DAY REMINDER -




" THE THREE DAY GOLF PRACTICE TOUR " - Handicap Recovery Summer Tour Bus Observe the Unemployed While improving your Game?




RECALL GOVERNOR MARK DAYTON - Sign up now in the Twin Cities. Vote for Tom Emmer.




BILL IN CA TO CONSIDER GAY HISTORY REQUIREMENT - If we're going to have to have a Harvey Milk day, can we also get a Freddie Mercury day too?


TAGS: g**day milk glbt
Rating: 4.71/5

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JGalt - October 29, 2013, 7:00 am
http://patriotupdate.com/articles/***ual-predator-honored-u-s-postage-stamp/


MEMORIAL DAY! - SOME PEOPLE VIEW IT DIFFERENTLY




EARTH DAY - As Celebrated by Liberals




DEMOCRATS IN 2010 VS DEMOCRATS TODAY -




HOW DEMOCRATS SAY, "HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY" -


TAGS: happy memorial day democrat style
Rating: 5/5

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foxrecon19d - May 26, 2014, 6:27 pm
To tell you the truth, faux, I hope it isn't cranks. Because if it is, then it is a good indication of how desperate the left is becoming, even on as small a scale as politifake. He is already counting how many timesI mention Obama.
foxrecon19d - May 26, 2014, 6:23 pm
Kinda' surprised me, too, faux. But his team has a lot to lose this year. It is a symtom of what appears to be increasing desperation on the part of some of the most de dicated of Obama supporters
fauxnews - May 26, 2014, 11:49 am
I doubt Crankyhead is PM'ing you anything...that's not his style.Or just use the report b***on to find out if it is true.Or just asking him out in the open.Ever thought u might be getting PMed by someone pretending to be him? Hopefully ur not making it up
foxrecon19d - May 25, 2014, 11:11 pm
What is both sad and hilarious is crankyhead PM'ing me and literally begging me, in his typical liberal brainwashed fashion, to stop calling him out for being Obama's echo chamber
crankyhead - May 25, 2014, 3:12 am
What's sad about it? Personally, I think it's hilarious.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 25, 2014, 2:49 am

This is really sad for everyone involved.
crankyhead - May 25, 2014, 1:54 am
I bet you don't even realize that in your last 100 comments, you've actually mentioned Obama, by name, 56 times. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were a little keen on the guy.
crankyhead - May 25, 2014, 1:47 am
Do you really think you get anyone's goat fox? Also, why do you mention Obama in every other comment you make? It's almost like the man pays you to advertise his name or something. *HONK!*
foxrecon19d - May 25, 2014, 1:20 am
***snicker*** really moo(+)? cranks WISHES he could get paid for being Obama's echo chamber. The fact that I know it and that I constantly call him out on it is what really gets his goat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 25, 2014, 1:15 am

Do you seriously believe that the Obama administration is paying Crankyhead (a Canadian) to campaign on this tiny corner of the internet in their favour? Isn't it a lot more likely that Cranky knows how to get your goat and has fun doing so?
foxrecon19d - May 25, 2014, 12:43 am
So tell everybody, crankyhead, who claims he isn't a paid Obama apologist that does not attack posters which slams his Democrat party. Why are you spending so much time attacking this poster that slams your Democrat Party?
foxrecon19d - May 25, 2014, 12:38 am
Like you said, cranks. You are really desperate. You attacked this poster for a reason.
crankyhead - May 25, 2014, 12:13 am
Fox, calling you a liar isn't desperation, it's reality.
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 11:22 pm
Cranks, you desperately calling someone a liar holds about as much credibility as the Grand Dragon of the KKK calling Dr. Martin Luther King Jr a racist.
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 5:36 pm
Furthermore, there's always an election happening at some level, somewhere in the US. So, you know, pretty much everyone here 'only appears on election cycles'. Yourself included. It's a moot point.
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 5:34 pm
What pleasure do you get out of lying all the time fox?
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 5:32 pm
The bottom line is, crankyhead has been pre-programmed to attack anything that will hurt the Democrat Party. He only appears on election cycles and every post he makes only verifies that he is a paid Democrat Party hack
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 5:15 pm
Said the person who's been programmed to lie about everything and never, ever stop doing it, ever.
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 5:15 pm
Um, actually fox, you're the person who keeps talking about it. Y'know, the truth? And for the millionth time, I'm not 'anti-gun', I'm pro-'well regulated militia'.
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 5:12 pm
/correction... bloke = blokes
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 5:12 pm
And I'm outta here. Off to celebrate. See you bloke next week. Cheers!
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 5:11 pm
Ditto man. :-) Respect the hell outta ya, mate. Never anything personal. Only respect. Wish you were here. Drinking this marg for you! Cheers. =-)
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 5:10 pm
You tell us, cranks. You are the one that still gladly politicizes their deaths to support your Barack Obsma ordered anti-gun agenda. If you don't like being exposed as as an Obama worshipper, cranks, don't expose yourself as an Obama worshipper.
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 5:06 pm
Said the person who has been automatically programed to attack any poster that contradicts his god's Democrat party narrative
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 5:05 pm
Actually, I never even came close to saying that. Also, it's memorial day. You have any respect for the dead at all fox?
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 5:02 pm
Said the moron who swears on his eternal honor that every soldier who was murdered at FT Hood was heavily armed
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 4:59 pm
I think everyone should have the right to think for themselves. You should try it sometime fox.
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 4:57 pm
Admitted Barack Obama worshipper admits that he does not want this poster to get around to anyone who might still have the freedom to think for themselves
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 4:56 pm
Fox, why do you insist on lying all the time?
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 4:55 pm
Fox, wow, you're on a roll. You should award yourself another medal for your efforts.
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 4:52 pm
This poster pisses you off. Good. Let's share it
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 4:49 pm
Cranks, you already admitted that you support killing a pregnant Chriistian woman if it helps Obama. Now you admit you will support killing soldiers if it helps Obama.
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 4:45 pm
I'm sure that, somewhere in your own thought process, that makes sense to you. As a reward for your efforts, why don't you award yourself a congressional medal of honor fox? *HONK!*
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 4:42 pm
Wow. That is a first. Crsnkyhead the admitted Obama check mated himself... TWICE!
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 4:41 pm
You disgrace their memories on Memorial day? You're really something else, you know that?
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 4:40 pm
Now go find your credibility by finding the name of just one heavily armed soldier that was murdered at Ft Hood, crankyhead.
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 4:40 pm
Maybe it's a little bit of both? In other words; you won't answer the question, simply because you can't answer the question? Is that it?
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 4:37 pm
Check mated yourself, cranks. Bottom line. You are programmed to attack anything that will offend your god Obama. You attack this poster. Attack, BOY! Attack, BOY! Good job, BOY...
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 4:28 pm
I'll ask it again anyway: You said John Kerry awarded those medals to himself, I'm just wondering how he went about doing that. Can you share that information with us please?
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 4:27 pm
Is it that you can't answer the question, or that you won't answer the question? I can't decide. *HONK!*
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 4:21 pm
Crankyhead. How much CO2 are you using to kill John Kerry? Why are you killing John Kerry? Why are you advertising yourself as the posterboy to have John Kerry killed, crankyhead? Why are you breathing,crankyhead? Why are you killing John Kerry, cranks?
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 4:14 pm
LOL! No seriously, you said he awarded those medals to himself, I'm just wondering how he went about doing that. Can you share that information with us please?
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 4:11 pm
Cranks... you are breathing... you are contributing to the global warming that might kill John Kerry the war hero. Why do you hate John Kerry, cranks?
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 4:07 pm
Fox, how did Kerry go about awarding himself the medals, exactly?
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 4:07 pm
You too, bro. Like I said. You are cool because you don't take anything personally. Makes for a d*** good drinking buddy. Happy Memorial Day and seriously, thanks f or not taking anything I say personnaly
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:56 pm
But, again, and here is the thing, Fox... and I leave you with this... I disagree with a lot of what you say...but I thank you with a full heart for the sacrifice and the hard work you have devoted to your military service. Happy Memorial Day. Cheers. :-)
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 3:56 pm
I love you, too, d!ckhead!
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:56 pm
You're project, Fox, big time. I'm resting on the facts. You can have your own set of opinions, not your set of facts. It doesn't matter Fox. The facts prove you wrong. But your confirmation bias won't let you have an intelligent conversation about this.
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 3:55 pm
Must be a lot of straw where you are from, faux. Because you are grabbing a lot of it
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:54 pm
And here is the thing, Fox... and I leave you with this... I disagree with a lot of what you say...but I thank you with a full heart for the sacrifice and the hard work you have devoted to your military service. Happy Memorial Day. Cheers. :-)
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:53 pm
FACT: The Swift Boat statements were accompanied by affidavits. The affiants, Alfred French being one of them, for example, acknowledged they had no firsthand knowledge of the events to which he had sworn.
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:51 pm
It doesn't matter Fox. The facts prove you wrong. But your confirmation bias won't let you have an intelligent conversation about this.
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 3:51 pm
Nice try faux. If I call John Kerry a liar, I'm calling the entire US military liars. When Kerry's own unit calls him a liar, the only conspiracy being propagated is coming from Kerty himself
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:49 pm
FACT: ***k Cheney was a coward who dodged the draft 5+ times, citing acne once as a reason. Wow...what a coward he was...
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:49 pm
LIE: To this day, the lying traitor coward p'ussy swifties will not endorse the war hero John Kerry who was awarded medals for his long tours and sacrifice in Vietnam.
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 3:47 pm
FACT: To this day, the swifties will not endorse the lying, stolen valor John Kerry who awarded himself medals for only three months of being in Vietnam
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:46 pm
The only liar here is you Fox.....prove that Kerry 'bought' his war hero status. In other words, you are calling the US armed forces a bunch of liars because they don't stand with those men. So the US armed forces are conspiring with Kerry?
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:44 pm
The US Armed forces have stood firmly AGAINST those men, calling them out as part of a political campaign. The US Armed Forces stands by Kerry. So I guess you think they are lying too? Wow..you are starting to sound like a liberal...Fox.
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 3:44 pm
Kerry was a rich politician who wanted to pad his political resume. He bought his war hero status. The real warriors who served with him exposed Kerry for the liar that he really is.
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:43 pm
So for all your talk about liberals attacking veterans, it's okay for you to attack veterans. Hypocrite much?
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:42 pm
FACT: Early members of the group, including Steve Hayes, stated that he came to believe that the group was twisting Kerry's record.
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:42 pm
And those men have been repeatedly shown to be full of s'hit.
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:41 pm
A major part of the SBVT controversy centered on the group's testimony. The SBVT statements were accompanied by affidavits. One affiant, Alfred French, acknowledged he had no firsthand knowledge of the events to which he had sworn...
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 3:40 pm
Too bad the men who actually were there and served with Kerry don't agree with the Democrat version of history.
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:39 pm
Swiftboating Kerry, which is what you are doing Fox, is about as bad as McCarthyith and, ironically, is what you are accusing liberals of doing...using smearing tactics and twisting of truths to get your man.
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:38 pm
And Kerry is a veteran, a liberal...and a veteran. If Memorial Day means anything it means putting political bias aside and respecting ALL veterans regardless of political affiliation.
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:37 pm
...So, sorry, Kerry saw plenty of action. Even McCain called out the swift boat liars as a political agenda based swear campaign. Was he lying too?
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:37 pm
....including the Silver Star, Bronze Star, and three Purple Hearts. No unless you want to call the US armed forces a bunch of liars...this is a matter of FACT. And if Kerry weren't a liberal, you wouldn't have a problem with it...
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 3:36 pm
it... instant purple heart
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:35 pm
Kerry served as a Lieutenant in the US Navy during the Vietnam War, during the period from 1966 to 1970. His last tour in Vietnam was four months as officer in charge of a Swift boat in 1969. Kerry received several combat medals during this tour...
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 3:35 pm
Kerry was known to brag about how he was only in Vietnam to get a Purple Heart. Then he would be out. He threw a grenade which bounced back at him. He got hit in the arm by a rock. It fell out. He put the rock back in, ran to a medic who put a band aid on
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:35 pm
No....the swift boaters are liars...now for the truth...
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 3:31 pm
faux, being in Vietnam does not mean he fought in Vietnam. He spent only three months there. When Kerry ran for president, he asked for an endorsement from 122 men in his unit. He got one. The othets united to oppose him for being a liar.
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 11:04 am
Okay....if you insist...didn't want to go that far back...and, yes, that "draft-dodging philanderer from Arkansas"
OTC - May 24, 2014, 6:55 am
Strange how Clinton is never mentioned, you know, that draft dodger from Arkansas
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 12:56 am
Seriously....Kerry might be a dork...but he actually fought in a war unlike Bush and Cheney or Romney who 'pretend' to be warriors. Remember...Memorial Day is the day to honor ALL those who sacrificed in war...and it knows NO political party. Remember...
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 12:52 am
The man is a war hero...Yet the men he ran against were draft dodgers...Bush getting his daddy to get him into the guard... and then there is Cheney, who dodged the draft 5+ times, once citing acne as a reason. Hypocrisy much, gentlemen? Sheeesh...
JGalt - May 23, 2014, 11:41 pm
so said sarcastically, the man who brought a professional 16mm camera to film his jungle exploits and win (whine?) 3 purple heart medals..........


RINOS IN 2010 VS RINOS TODAY -




FOR SFC CHUCK B. MISS YOU, MAN -




Earth Day, 1970 Predictions -




VETERAN'S DAY -


TAGS: veteran s day
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - November 11, 2012, 3:20 pm

well done


FOR ME, IT WAS A PRIVILEGE - to have served.




EGOTISTICAL - Obama sells commemorative birthday merchandise in honor of of his own birthday? It takes the cake!




JULY 26 1947 -




JULY 30, 1965 -




"INDEPENDENCE DAY"... -




ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Politicians will soon be coming for our flesh after our money is all gone!




DON'T LET THEM TAKE IT AWAY -


TAGS: war heroes remembrance day schools
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2012, 8:43 pm
gotta go back to your 1st comment....whatever happened to the "funny" in politics? Posters around here,for the most part are so often so a*** that I need to bring the hemorrhoidal cream to be able to sit and enjoy them. Calm down folks...was a joke. :)
PapaFox - November 11, 2012, 8:59 pm
This vet appreciates it Miss. :)
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 12:11 pm
It nice to see one decent person that understands the importance of remembering our vets so thank you papa!
PapaFox - November 10, 2012, 10:22 pm
Thank you. It's nice to see ONE decent post instead of the usual inane drivel. Remember the vets!


HAPPY CANADA DAY -




POLITFAKE - Like a good soap opera. The actors and plot remain consistent and after missing a month it's easy to pick up the story line


TAGS: so are the days
Rating: 5/5

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Renza - April 8, 2013, 8:17 pm
d***, it's hard to beat a doctor with an eyepatch.
Cannabal - April 8, 2013, 6:39 pm
I get to be the doctor with the eyepatch!


JESUS CHRIST - 2 millenia later, Obama declares christmas eve a federal holiday.




TAKIN OUT THE TRASH - Nov. 6




JULY 29, 1858 -




MAXIMUM PAIN FOR MAXIMUM GAIN - Sounds like a formula for recall.




Marine Sniper? -




WASHINGTON D.C. FRIDAY PRAYERS IMAM MUHAMMAD AL-'ASI - Was in IRAN on May 14-15, 2011. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Israel Is the Root Of Global Terrorism!




JULY 27 1953 -




HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY FROM THE DEMOCRAT PARTY -




INDEPENDENCE DAY OR IN DEPENDENCE DAY? -


TAGS: independence day
Rating: 4.82/5

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KaBoom - July 11, 2013, 6:41 pm
Clever play on words. Well done.


JUNE 22 1942 -




SAVANNAH GUTHRIE - knows the back is the safest place to stab




IMPENDING DISASTER - Nov 2, 2010




THE OCCUPY MOVEMENT - Not really Communist, just wearing the t-shirt.




R.E.D. FRIDAY -




JULY 17TH 1893 -




Earth Day, 1970 Predictions -


TAGS: earth day 1970 predictions
Rating: 4.6/5

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JGalt - July 19, 2014, 12:20 pm
Nitrogen filters out light? the air is 80% Nitrogen...Hmm maybe that's what we need to stop global warming- all we need to do is learn how to breathe Nitrogen instead of oxygen.


ONLY 5 DAYS A WEEK -


TAGS: 5 days
Rating: 4.56/5

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" THEY TALK ABOUT ME LIKE I'M AN EMPTY CHAIR " - I still remember the good old days, When they talked about me' Like a Dog.




A DAY OF RECKONING IS COMING - We are no longer "shrugging" our shoulders! We're pissed, fed-up, motivated, tired of the lies, thievery, corruption, & laziness. You are either part of the problem or the solution!




YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! - Handing out US Constitutions gets you two things: 1: director of cultural center says you look like a white supermacist group 2: A black Panther threatens to exercise his 2nd amendment rights on you.




CA GOV BROWN SIGNS GAY HISTORY INITIATIVE -




VETERANS DAY - The day we honor all those who were brave enough to do what limp wristed sallies like you were too weak to do.




Earth Day, 1970 Predictions -


TAGS: earth day predictions
Rating: 4.43/5

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EmmaRoydes - August 3, 2014, 10:09 am
I think the Rigor Mortis Tortoise is shipped up from the Florida Keys.
EmmaRoydes - August 3, 2014, 10:09 am
Some favorites in the hills of Tennessee: "Slab of Lab", "Center Line Bovine", and "Rigor Mortis Tortoise"
steve1961 - April 24, 2014, 3:12 pm
Speaking from experience there, Vicki?
vbattalies - April 24, 2014, 1:23 pm
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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2014, 10:02 pm

Still looking for any angle that makes it OK for you to cannibalize those pedestrians ...eh, Rerun?
rerun - April 23, 2014, 8:13 pm

In some places it's legal to take road kill & eat it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2014, 6:39 pm

Seriously though, before anyone tears me a new one for killing squirrels, the little devils are everywhere around here and I'm not risking my neck by swerving to avoid them.
foxrecon19d - April 23, 2014, 5:32 pm
LOL!! They would have gotten away, but the little buggers didn't think I would turn off the road and drive into the woods!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2014, 5:06 pm

I celebrated earth day by running over 2 ground squirrels with my car.
foxrecon19d - April 23, 2014, 4:10 pm
I wish... If no one believed them, we wouldn't be celebrating Earth Day today. We would be celebrating "Thank God We Aren't A Bunch Of Gullible Ninnies Day."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2014, 3:48 pm

Predictions made by a bunch of tree hugging hippies. No one ever really believed them.


SNIPING POSTER # 10,000 - As I crouched in the Savannah, there it was. I took aim and BOOM! Got it! OBTW Obama sucks.




HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Mr. President


TAGS: happy bday
Rating: 4.33/5

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JULY 20TH 1934 -




"ARE YOU READY..." - "...for some liberals?!?!"




HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY FROM LEFT WING LIBERAL OBAMA SUPPORTERS -




July 4 reminder Y'all: -


TAGS: election day reminder
Rating: 4.2/5

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Bandit5906 - July 4, 2014, 8:28 pm
Well said! God Bless America!
Zeitguy - July 4, 2014, 12:48 am
250 years ago a collection incredibly intelligent men drafted a framework for a civilization that made certain that the populous always controlled its own path to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. JGalt sharing the love.


JULY 22 1940 -




LABOR DAY 2010 -




SILLY CONSERVATIVES AND LIBERALS -




JULY 21 1877 -




PIZZA MAN - I can just hear the moonbats howling now. Well a pizza man beats a community organizer any day of the week, hands down!




"NO MORE DEBT SPENDING" - Despite this promise from Nancy, she ran up more debt than the first 49 speakers combined! Another way of putting it, is she ran a deficit of 3.66 billion every DAY of her speakership! SHAMEFUL




JULY 31, 1991 -




REAL CHRISTIANS MARK PALM SUNDAY - “We will hold sacred the beliefs held sacred by others.”




POSSIBLE TRANSLATIONS: - A: Barack is not truthful B: Barack is not of your country, or C: Barack will raise your taxes!




GINGER LEE - former porn star, now exotic dancer, has not sold the Weiner story to the media, because she has moral standards, according to Attorney Gloria Allred.




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